Sorting Hat on Teams & Players

Well, I have promised to post Hogwarts Houses of World Cup 2014 and here it is.
Try to ignore me, it's just for fun.

Teams:

You should not take this too seriously. 
It's very Ravenclaw-deficit & quite Pro-Gryffindor & Hufflepuff.

Brazil: Gryffindor
Mexico: Gryffindor
Croatia: Hufflepuff
Cameroon: Hufflepuff
Spain: Gryffindor
Netherlands: Ravenclaw
Chile: Slytherin
Australia: Hufflepuff
Colombia: Hufflepuff
Greece: Hufflepuff
Ivory Coast: Hufflepuff
Japan: Hufflepuff
Costa Rica: Slytherin
Uruguay: Slytherin
Italy: Slytherin
England: Ravenclaw
France: Gryffindor
Switzerland: Hufflepuff
Honduras: Hufflepuff
Ecuador: Gryffindor
Argentina: Ravenclaw
Nigeria: Hufflepuff
Iran: Slytherin
Bosnia & H: Gryffindor
USA: Gryffindor
Germany: Gryffindor
Portugal: Slytherin
Ghana: Slytherin
Belgium: Slytherin
Algeria: Gryffindor
Russia: Hufflepuff
South Korea: Slytherin

Some Players:

Just ignore me again, their Hogwarts Houses were decided by comparing a couple of players.
Plus, I can't include everyone.

Van Persie: Ravenclaw
Robben: Ravenclaw
Suarez: Slytherin
Mueller: Slytherdor (He's eventually sorted into Slytherin)
Klose: Gryffindor
Neuer: Gryffindor
Messi: Ravenpuff (Ugh, the Hat had 'siriusly' considered Hufflepuff, but he's very introverted, so...)
Marcello: Slytherin
Oscar: Hufflepuff
David Luiz: Gryffindor
Neymar: Gryffindor
J. Rodriguez: Gryffindor (Though the Hat had considered Hufflepuff)
Rooney: Gryffindor
Tim Howard: Gryffindor
Pepe: Slytherin
C. Ronaldo: Slytherin (The Hat decides this as soon as it touched his head)
Pirlo: Slytherdor (The Hat chose Slytherin eventually. Just look at his sassy beard.)
Benzema: Gryffindor